SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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