I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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