we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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