You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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