y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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