Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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