so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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