if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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