Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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