Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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