New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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