theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
