The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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