Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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