The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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