He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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