My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
