Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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