who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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