well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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