dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
