no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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