thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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