You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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