do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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