was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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