dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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