he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
