Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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