And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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