I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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