She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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