...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
he was CRYING into my vagina
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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