Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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