The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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