It's just like the Real World with babies
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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