I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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