Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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