My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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