So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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