he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
