i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
