After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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