It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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