That's intense
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I want a musical about memes.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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