Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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