Me. At least after what I've been through.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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