You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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