i don't like sucking hair
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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