What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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