nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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