Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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