I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
