Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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